Part 1
Hello mitro, mera naa Himmat hai. Mai 26 saala da ha, te mera awda ik general store hai. Meri height 5’11” hai, te mera lunn 7 inch da hai. Mai Punjab de jila Jalandhar to belong karda ha. Chalo hun sidha mai awdi story te aana ha.Meri ik bhain hai, jehdi mere to 2 saal chhoti hai. Os da naa Deepa hai, te 3 maheene pehla os di marriage ho chukki hai. Jado di oh jawan hoi si odo to mai os baare soch ke muth maarda si. Deepa da figure bhut kaim hai. Os da size 34-30-36 hai, te rang dudh warga gora hai.
Menu os da husband bada lucky lagda hai, jis nu eho jiha maal mileya. Os de vyaah to pehla mai kayi war os di panty nu smell karke panty wich awda maal kadd chukka si. Jado oh ghar de kam kardi si, odo meri najar os di bund wal hi rehandi si.
Oh ghar wich t-shirt te pajama paa ke ghumdi si, te t-shirt wich os de mamme, te pajame wich os di bund vekh ke mere to control nahi si hunda. Mai kayi war socheya ki os nu kise tarah chodeya jaave. Par menu ajiha koi rasta nahi dikheya. Es karke menu hamesha muth maar ke hi saarna painda si.
Kayi war jado os ne t-shirt thalle bra nahi payi hundi, si os din ta mera bura haal hunda si. Shaam nu 2-3 war muth ta eve hi wajj jandi si. Fer eve hi time langhda gaya, te menu kade eve da koi mauka hi nahi mileya, jado mai awdi bhai di fuddi le saka.
Par oh kehande hai na, ki rabb de ghar wich der hai par andher nahi. Bas menu vi awde aap ek mauka mil gaya awdi bhain di fuddi wich lunn paun di. Chalo mai dasda ki eh mauka menu kive te kado mileya.
Jive ki mai thonu dasseya hai ki Deepa di marriage 3 maheene pehla ho chukki hai. Os de husband da naa Randeep hai. Oh dekhan wich theek thaak hai, te os di height 5’9″ hai. Eh gall hai Diwali di.
Randeep te Deepa dove saade ghar aaye hoye si. Deepa ne laal rang da suit paaya hoya si, te oh bhut sohni lag rahi si. Randeep kujh der ghar baitha riha te fer os nu os de kise friend da phone aa gaya. Phone te gall karan to baad Randeep ne saanu kiha ki os nu koi jaroori kam si, te os nu thodi der layi jana pavega.
Eh keh ke oh chala gaya. Asal wich os nu koi kam nahi si, oh friends naal jua khedan challa si. 2 ghante baad jado oh wapas aaya, ta os da muh baneya hoya si. Mai os di shakal notice keeti te oa nu kiha-
Mai: Jija ji, ki gal tusi sad jihe lagg rahe ho?
Randeep: Nahi koi gal nahi.
Mai fer dobara ohna nu nahi pucheya ki ohna da muh kyun baneya si. Fer thodi der baad oh aap mere kol aaye, te menu bole-
Randeep: Saale saab ek kam hai.
Mai: Hanji dasso ji, ki kam hai?
Randeep: Menu thodi ek help chahidi hai.
Mai: Hanji bolo, sankoch na karo.
Randeep: Menu 5 lakh rupay chahide han.
Mai: 5 lakh, kyon ki ho gaya.
Randeep: Bas ek problem ho gayi hai.
Mai: Fer vi dasso ta sahi ki hoya?
Randeep: Mai jua khedan gaya si dostan naal. Par othe haar-haar ke mere sir te 5 lakh da karja chadh gaya hai. Hun jekar mai kal tak paise nahi ditte, ta oh log mere ghar aa jaange. Es karke menu paise chahide ne.
Mai: Jiju 5 lakh koi ghat rakam ta hai nahi, jehdi mai jeb wicho kadda, te thonu de deva. Eh bhut vaddi rakam hai.
Randeep: Yaar tenu jo chahida hai is de badle, mai tenu den layi taiyaar ha.
Jive hi jiju de muh wicho eh gall nikli, mere mann wich Deepa da khayaal aa gaya. Fer mai jiju nu kiha-
Mai: Jiju mai paise ta de dawanga arrange karke. Par es de badle menu jo chahida hai, oh tusi den nu ha nahi karni.
Randeep paise milan di gall te excited hoke kehnda: Yaar tu bol ta sahi ki chahida hai?
Mai: Pakka na. Eh na hove tusi gussa karan lag pao.
Randeep: Nahi mai gussa nahi karda, tu bas bol.
Fer mai kiha: Jiju mai Deepa nu ik war chodna chahunda ha.
Randeep meri gall sun ke hairan pareshan ho gaya. Pehla ta oh kujh second mere wal dekhda riha te sochda riha. Fer oh bokeya-
Randeep: Par oh ta teri bhai hai. Tu os nu kidda chod sakda hai?
Mai: Dekho jiju mai thonu dass ditta hai ki menu ki chahida hai. Hun jekar tusi meri wish poori karde ho, ta mai paise arrange kar dawanga. Nahi ta thodi problem thonu aap hi solve karni pavegi.
Eh gall sun ke Randeep ne mere wal dekheya, te boleya-
Randeep: Chal mai tenu thodi der wich soch ke dasda ha.
Mai: Koi gall nahi jiju, tusi awda time leke socho.
Fer oh otho chale gaye. Menu lagg riha si ki mera kam ban javega, kyonki jiju fass chukke si. Ene paise eni jaldi kise ne dene nahi si ohna nu. Fer ek ghante baad menu ohna da phone aaya. Mai os time chhat te si, te oh neeche si.
Mai: Hello jiju, hanji bolo.
Randeep: Himmat jara neeche aayi.
Mai: Hanji aaunda ha hune.
Fer mai neeche gaya, ta jiju ne mere mode te hath rakheya te asi walk karan lagg gaye. Fer oh kehnde-
Randeep: Theek hai Himmat, mai tenu Deepa nu chodan da ik chance de dawanga, par paise menu naal di naal chahide ne.
Mai: Bilkul naal di naal. Othe mai Deepa di fuddi maari, ethe paise thonu mil jaange.
Randeep: Chal theek hai fer. Par saanu ek plan bana ke kamm karna paina hai.
Mai: Hanji dasso ki plan hai?
Jiju da plan ki si? Te mai kive awdi bhain nu chodeya, eh tusi agle part wich padhoge. Jekar thonu kahani da maja aaya hove, ta es nu awde yaara-dostan naal jaroor share kareo.
